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Fame- The one syllable movie title.  It is to the point and it doesn’t mess around.  It leans over its competitor and says loudly and proudly, “I don’t  need no stinking colon.”

Capitalism: A love story – Warren Buffet and Jim Kramer take a romantic trip to San Francisco.

Tame?  Subliminal messaging?

Tame? Subliminal messaging?

Edge: Fame

More obnoxious Quote

Fame- “Everything you’d like to change about yourself, all the parts of yourself that you keep secret, it’s your power…”  — when you’re a superhero, it’s a good thing.  When it involves gerbils, tranny hookers, or level five thetins, not so much.

Capitalism: A love story – “From Michael Moore, the most dangerous film maker of our time”– Yah.. If he sat on you.

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Edge: Capitalism: A love story

Leading Man

Fame – More like leading men.  This movie has more good looking young studs than the Kentucky Derby.  YUM.

Capitalism: A love story – Michael Moore thinks people avoid him because they are trying to dodge the issues.  It is probably more because he looks like a homeless person and smells like a month old Fillet O’ Fish.

Young? No  Stud?  Yes

Young? No... Stud? Yes

Edge: Fame

Leading Woman

Fame – Many women, none of which are Hilary Duff-  Good enough for me.

Capitalism: A love story – Michael Moore has moobs.  Does that count?

much better....

much better....

Edge: Fame

Preview

Fame- Dancing, singing, and acting?  Is this a school that people attend to become waiters?

Capitalism: A love storyJust once, I would love to see security start beating on Michael Moore.

maybe if we all concentrate really hard we can influence the next target of police brutality

Maybe if we all concentrate really hard we can influence the next target of police brutality.


Edge: Capitalism: A love story

Winner: Fame

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