Every Friday we’ll give you the last quick shots on the weekend’s movies…
Jennifer’s Body
Synopsis: Hot girl eats men.
Troy: A man’s blood and soul are not necessarily the most outrageous things that hot girls believe they’re entitled to.
Torch: Vampires and zombies and goths– oh my!
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The Informant!
Synopsis: Wannabe spy exposes the evils of corn.
Troy: Based on the poster, it looked like Damon was angling for an Oscar by playing a special needs character.
Torch: Fun fact- Matt Damon’s mustache actually wrote the other half of Goodwill Hunting.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
Synopsis: Inventor creates food-rain.
Troy: You think it’s a novel idea…until you consider all the poor cooks this puts out of work. This means no more Iron Chef people!
Torch: I still don’t get why it rains giant food. Why not just normal size?
Love Happens
Synopsis: Two people accidentally fall in love.
Troy: Love Happens…when two financially independent, attractive, same-race, single people spend time together. Real edgy there.
Torch:What a piece of “love” movie…
Bright Star
Synopsis: John Keats and love.
Troy: Hey Keats, you suck! That’s what we call an (Ode on a Grecian) Burn.
Torch: I dare you to name a movie about a poet that wasn’t riveting.
Re: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs — “They took our jobs!”
Cuz Torch wasn’t familiar with the quote (and I guess I’ve used it before):
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104259