Every Friday we’ll give you the last quick shots on the weekend’s movies…
Couples Retreat
Synopsis: Struggling couples go to tropical island in attempt at comedy.
Troy: Because seeing other women in bikinis solves all marital problems.
Torch: The response after seeing Vince Vaughn sans shirt? Couples retreat
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Bronson
Synopsis: Guy robs a post office, then becomes infamous in prison.
Troy: What people may not know is that he actually stole Christmas cards, having not gotten any the previous year.
Torch: Hopefully you are infamous in prison for being tough and um… not other things..
Ball Don’t Lie
Synopsis: The story of streetballer The Professor.
Troy: Although occasionally it only tells half-truths.
Torch: Duh. It rolls
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Good Hair
Synopsis: Chris Rock talks about African-American hairstyles.
Troy: Was Don Imus interviewed for his opinion?
Torch: I feel like reality television on VH1 has already taught me all I need to know on this subject.
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The Damned United
Synopsis: Guy coaches soccer team.
Troy: NOT about a crappy airline going under.
Torch: When your team name is united, do you think it is harder to use the whole “there is no I in team” speech?
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