Weekend Warning: October 2nd Edition

Every Friday we’ll give you the last quick shots on the weekend’s movies…

The Invention of Lying

Synopsis: Man figures out how to lie.

Troy: Not sure why he needs lying…everyone knows the British accent is enough to make an American girl do whatever he wants.

Torch: Thank goodness this isn’t the biblical retelling of the first lie.  Ricky Gervais with just a fig leaf would be disturbing.

Whip It

Synopsis: Girl joins roller derby team and “whips it”

Troy: If you’re not going to wear the red lampshade honey, you can’t be in a movie called “Whip It”.

Torch: Miracle Whip wanted to sponsor the movie but Diablo Cody said whip cream was too white and fluffy to be in any of  her movies.

Zombie Land

Synopsis: Guys kill zombies while laughing

Troy: So what, we’re suddenly allowed to kill human bodies with no brains now?  How are so many reality stars still alive?!

Torch: All I need to know is if they serve those giant turkey legs at Zombie Land.  If so, I am there.

A Serious Man

Synopsis: Man gets tired of his serious life.

Troy: The more serious, the higher the pants.

Torch: This movie looks really serious.  Not funny, interesting, or exciting.  Just serious.

Toy Story 1 and 2 3D

Synopsis: Toys are alive and nice

Troy: Which is more impossible — going “beyond” infinity, or giving 110%?

Torch: Hollywood,  I have a couple ideas.  Call me so you don’t have to keep re-releasing old movies in 3D.  No one buys it.

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